AI roast. Real results.
YOUR BUSINESS IS BLEEDING LEADS.
We find the marketing that makes customers scroll, bounce, and choose someone else. Then we tell you exactly how to fix it.
Free public roast in 60 seconds.
BRUTAL TRUTH. BETTER RESULTS.
The kind of honest feedback your competitors hope you never get.
Built to grow
Brutally honest.
Tactically specific.
Built to grow.
No sugarcoating.
Clear criticism grounded in what a prospective customer actually sees.
Three fixes. First.
Every roast ends with actions—not vague agency language or recycled advice.
From roast to results
Pick how deep we cut.
Start with the obvious problem. Go deeper when you are ready to rebuild the machine behind it.
- 01Free
Public 60-second roast
We dissect your website or social presence on video, then give you three specific fixes worth making first.
- 02$99
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Private AI marketing audit
Your fast, private diagnosis: positioning, conversion path, content, and the revenue leaks hiding in plain sight. No public roast. No polite fiction.
- 03$499
Marketing + competitor blueprint
A practical plan for your messaging, content angles, channel priorities, and competitive gaps.
- 04$1,500–$3,000/mo
Done-for-you content strategy
We turn the diagnosis into a repeatable content engine built around what actually earns attention.
Ready when you are
GET ROASTED. GET BETTER.
Submit your business. We will find the clearest gap between the marketing you have and the results you want.
Submit your business